bitchmymomisadragqueen:

Congrats Brad and Angelina On Getting Married.

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Timestamp: 1409613345

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

(Source: pleatedjeans, via mother-machinegun)

Timestamp: 1409613291

doomsday519:

How hood “pranks” finna end in the next few months. (x)

(via in-thebloom)

Timestamp: 1409613218

saucylarry:

lockmyhearticantchange:

How to gracefully deal with gay rumors.

Forever reblog.

I can not not reblog this

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Timestamp: 1409612921

thinksquad:

Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.

Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.

Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.

The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/01/us-usa-missouri-shooting-idUSKBN0GW13M20140901

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Timestamp: 1409612861

koishy:

imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes

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zenec:

me as a parent

(Source: memewhore, via noahgamino)

Timestamp: 1409608585

Anonymous:
why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

(via thoughts-for-thots)

validx2:

Wanna be Rapper: Im finna drop this hot ass mixtape real soon all the tracks gone be fire!

Me:

image

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adampacmanjones:

Me havin sex
Me: *paris hilton voice* thats hot